They have a written menu. They are usually kept on the side table where the napkins and straws are kept. When you walk in, you can just grab a menu and take a seat anywhere.

Bummer, we had great service from the young man!

No, they have a note on the menu saying *There is no wifi, talk to each other like it's 1995." Honestly the place is so great you really don't need wifi.

None needed, you're at a restaurant to eat not play on your phone.